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Table of Contents
                            Contents
A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	To Beatrice—
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #2: The Reptile Room
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	For Beatrice—
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	For Beatrice—
	Chapter 1
	Chapter 2
	Chapter 3
	Chapter 4
	Chapter 5
	Chapter 6
	Chapter 7
	Chapter 8
	Chapter 9
	Chapter 10
	Chapter 11
	Chapter 12
	Chapter 13
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #11: The Grim Grotto
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #12: The Penultimate Peril
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Not A Chapter
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Also Not A Chapter
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End
	Cover
	Title Page
	Dear Reader
	Dedication
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine
	Chapter Ten
	Chapter Eleven
	Chapter Twelve
	Chapter Thirteen
	Chapter Fourteen
	To My Kind Editor
	A Series of Unfortunate Events
	Credits
	Copyright
Dire Diversions
About the Author
About the Publisher
                        
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Contents

A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning
Dear Reader
To Beatrice—

Chapter One
If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you…
Chapter Two
It is useless for me to describe to you how…
Chapter Three
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first…
Chapter Four
The Baudelaire orphans copied the puttanesca recipe from the
cookbook…
Chapter Five
Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly…
Chapter Six
The next morning, when the children stumbled sleepily from their…
Chapter Seven
There are many, many types of books in the world…
Chapter Eight
Klaus stayed up all night reading, which was normally something…
Chapter Nine
“Yes,” Count Olaf continued, “it certainly is strange to find…
Chapter Ten
That night, Klaus was the Baudelaire orphan sleeping fitfully in…
Chapter Eleven
“How pleasant that you could join us,” the hook-handed man…
Chapter Twelve
As Violet and Klaus Baudelaire stood, still in their nightgown…
Chapter Thirteen
“And now, ladies and gentlemen,” Count Olaf said, stepping forward…

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CHAPTER
Nine

“Recazier?” Sunny asked dumbfoundedly. The word “dumbfoundedly” here
means “wondering why in the world Klaus wanted to eat alphabet soup at a time
like this,” and “Recazier?” here means “Klaus, why in the world do you want to
eat alphabet soup at a time like this?”

“We’re not going to eat it,” Klaus said, handing Sunny one of the cans.
“We’re going to pour just about all of it down the sink.”

“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity,” Sunny said, which you will probably
recall means something along the lines of “I must admit I don’t have the faintest
idea of what is going on.” Sunny had now said this particular thing three times
over the course of her life, and she was beginning to wonder if this was
something she was only going to say more and more as she grew older.

“The last time you said that,” Klaus said with a smile, “the three of us were
trying to figure out the pages the Quagmires left behind.” He held out a page for
Sunny to see, and then pointed to the words “Ana Gram.” “We thought this was
someone’s name,” Klaus said, “but it’s really a kind of code. An anagram is
when you move the letters around in one or more words to make another word or
words.”

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